Memoirs Of Geisha

okay, some of you might have seen the movie, some of you might not, but anyways i'm giving u guys the link to a spoof on hte trailer of Memoirs of Geisha

it is very very funny, must go take a look okay.
here's the link
Geisha

Zhongwei

Joke of the week - A smiling smile =)

If u ever take the planes..

1. "Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some brokenclouds, but we'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, andremember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than Southwest Airlines."

2. "Your seat cushions can be used for flotation, and, in theevent of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and takethem with you with our compliments."

3. "As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of yourbelongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly amongthe flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses."

4. And from the pilot during his welcome message: "Delta airlinesis pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in theindustry. Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight!"

-jS

Happy Valentine's Day

Happy Valentine's Day everyone. Treasure your loved ones. =)
Good luck for SPA tomorrow as well. Gambatei!
PS. I think Experiment 4 is important, must study that one even if u dowanna study anything.

Zhongwei

Hey.

Hope you all are doing well.

Anyways please take care of your health.
Nowadays lots of people sick, including me.

Just wanna let you all know that if any of you have any problem emotionally financially or mentally(hehe), you can always find me to talk.
I may not have solutions for them but at least I can listen.
You can just talk to your close friends too.
Basically, just TALK lahhh.

And I'm not that good at sensing what people might be feeling, so help your close friends if necessary.

Yeah, and recently during the Welfare Rep meeting, I learnt a couple of things.
If your friend comes to you with a problem or worry, don't put them down, take the problem seriously. It may not seem important to you but it might be to them. Show them you understand instead of saying things like, "But you've got such a good life" or "You're wasting your time fretting over unimportant things ". You may sound dismissive to that person.

And just letting you all know who are the teacher counsellors, in case you have some matters to discuss with them.
Clickety-Click: http://www.nanyangjc.org/homes/PastoralCare/index.php

And at the bottom of that page, there's this link that will take you to Hotlines that you can call when you're in trouble.

Yupp.
God bless y'all.
(:


- Welfare Rep.

Here's some pretty pics I kope from my friend's blog to cheer you all up...

A Woman Who Reads

One morning a husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, drops anchor and begins to read her book.
Along comes a game warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies.

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, Officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I have not even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day, ma'am," he said, and left.

Moral of this story: Never argue with a woman who reads. It is likely she can also think.