Shhhh...

Hey... Stagnant le.. the blog stagnant le!!!!!!!!!



Now promos over.. so no excuse hor.. DUn say OP... u confirm have time to rest de.. rmb blog something if can.. dun juz come here see see.. And hor.. we long time no class outing le.. anyone wanna have class gathering or something? Maybe a bbq, or juz a simple gatheirng or something..


The date arh?... say.. 1, 3, 5 or 6 november? Any takers? Reply asap.. spread news.. Thanks.


jS

Directly extracted from some webbie..

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends?
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here. and I also come here normally to pray......

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia..... Why don't you try again?

3. At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stup id Question:- Is the "Paneer Butter Masala" dish good??
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question:- oh! darling! you've become so big...
Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No, he's a miserable wife beating, insensitive lout...it's just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in africa marry or not. And you thought I was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I 'm shedding......

9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question:- Will u tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- No! it won't. It will just bleed and I will feel like dying....it's okay.....

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke ?
Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ...it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!

Take Care People

nowadays ppl keep getting sick...fever.. flu..sore throat.. wadeva...
just take care of ur health and take precautions.. OP is near.. u definitely dowan to lose ur voice.. haha
take care~
Zhongwei

I should've posted this during the promos. But, yeah. Got this from an email. He he.

Things to do during an exam

- Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

- Bring cheerleaders.

- Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB. BABE. etc..).

- Turn in the exam approximately 3 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

- Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

- Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.

- As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

- Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

- Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.

- Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.

- Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

- Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.

- Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.

- Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

- Bring pets.

- On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

- Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

- Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

- Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who are you? What are you doing here anyway? Where's the regular guy?"

- Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.

- If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.

- Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

OR. you can just act like Mr. Bean. hahas.


mayeeeeeeeee (:

the birthday boy...haha

haha... many thanks to the people who
wished me happy birthday...

in chronological order...(haha)...

may the rat
hafiz(my sec sch friend)
zhong wei(not my sec sch friend...duh..haha)
hui chiet(the monster...for more info, visit my blog...haha)
kai ming(whos doin very well in terms of length..."km"....haha)
siti(the city girl)
seen you(xin yu...haha)
nurul the malay girl
rachel(happy la, got new electric guitar?!!! haha)

yup... and thanks also to those hu
didnt wish me anything..haha...(ohh im such a good kid)

oh by the way... i think...
being 17 didnt change me one bit!!!
haha...
okok..bye!

shariffudin

happi birthdae shariff~~!!!~~~=))

Waves (EDITED)

thanks to km for asking mi some old old physics qtn... then i realised there are 2 impt formulae tt are perhaps taught last time.. but not now(which means out fo syllabus)... but seems like quite useful.. ahah anyway i derive e formulae from e qtns.. so might not be fully accurate =/ but so far work wonders.. anyway duno we did learn or not lahz.. haven study waves yet.. but km say nvr see e formulae b4

for same frequency(i think)..
a' = (s/s')a
where a' is new amplitude, a is old amplitude, and s' is new distance from source and s is old distance from source

the other one derived frmo this formula..links intensity to distance from source..
(I'/I)^½ = s'/s
i.e ... root of (I' which is new intensity over I which is old intensity) = s'/s which is new distance from source over old distance from source

so far these 2 formulae i only used on qtn tt only includes 1source.. means if 2 sources duno can work or not... most prob cant? anyway e qtns tt i used wif these formulae are from page 152, qtn 10,page 154, qtn 25,26 .... although concept might be wrong or duno wad.. but duno y can work =/

zhongwei

EDIT: a fren of mine got 1 more input ... I = P/[4r²(pi)] .. intensity = power over surface area of sphere... since when source in middle... the waves will travel all around 360° thus is sphere..
"--- says: yes..so it tells tt the intensity..hmm...of the sound from an pt source decreases with the square of the distance r from the source"
which goes to show... as disatnce increases... intensity decreases.. and this means amplitude decreases as well... hmm?

holy crap

12:30am..
i just bloody woke up... bleah!! paper at 8am! i tot i 10pm go sleep shud be able to tong til next morning 6am or sth... then wad e crap... now wake up! wah liew...i buai tahan myself siahz..y lidat.. in sch shudn't slp but always so tired.. at home time to slp but cant get to slp... arrr
anyway wine dun taste very nice..drink liao chest damn hot.. duno y my mother say drink liao can sleep.. then i drink half a bottle.. then still awake ! haha im screwed! if tmr kena hangover.. then Viel Glück to mi liao!
anyway gd luck for e paper everyone!
the not-sleepy zhongwei

Physics Paper 3

just for everyone's benefit.. my 2 cents..
physics paper 3.. i think tested topic shud be oscillation+waves, forces, dynamics and perhaps work energy power..
forces shud be quite hard...it might have if u go re-do or re-read mid year the gymnast qtn.
definitions tt are qutie impt i think .. err.. the 3 newton laws, definition for shm, definition for momentum.

zhongwei