Johnson's Philosophy

1. My dad's been like a father to me.
2. If I've told you once I've told you a thousand times, don't exaggerate.
3. The problem with going overseas is that there's too many foreigners.
4. If you've got one foot in the grave then you should probably stop robbing peoples coffins.
5. Women are so stereotypical.
6. Kids act so childishly.
7. The grass is always greener on the other side because they've obtained a more advanced sprinkler system.
8. If your 'over the moon'. Congratulations your an astronaut.
9. Before you judge someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way if he is angry, he is a mile away and barefooted.

Zhongwei