A joke. Not cold nor lame. Must read.

This is a joke that was intercepted by the Sith Infiltrator today. The Sith Adminstration thought it'll be nice to share with the class of 05S3D for we are all with the Dark Side... ^.^ Take it as a form of distressment. Enjoy~!
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Divert your course:

This is the actual radio conversation of a US Naval Ship with Canadian Authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. Radio conversation released by the chief of naval operations, 10.10.95.

Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: Recommend that you divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is a Captain of a US Navy Ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: This is the Aircraft Carrier US LINCOLN, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic Fleet. We are accompanied with 3 Destroyers, 3 Cruisers and numerous support vessels. I DEMAND that you change YOUR course 15 degrees north. I say again, that's one-five degrees north, or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
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